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Subject :Building Your Own IRC Server.. Jul 25, 2010 01:35:29 pm

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Forum : IRC Zone
Topic : Building Your Own IRC Server

This Tutorial will cover the Basic Setup of an Unreal IRC Server.

Download UnrealIRCD Source from http://www.unrealircd.com/

Code:

wget http://www.unrealircd.com/downloads/Unreal3.2.8.1.tar.gz

Decompress the Source

Code:

tar -zxf Unreal3.2.3.tar.gz

Installing and Configuring UnrealIRCD

Code:

cd Unreal3.2
./Config

Answers you should use during the install process:

Code:

anti-spoof protection? No
directory with configuration files? hit enter
path to ircd binary? hit enter
hub or leaf? Hub
hostname? Type the subdomain created earlier
default permissions? 0600
SSL support? No (or Yes if you are a security addict)
IPv6 support? No
enable ziplinks? No (unless you're linking with another IRCD)
enable remote includes? No (again, unless you're linking)
enable prefixes? Yes (totally up to you)
listen backlog? 5 is fine, hit enter
nickname history? 2000 is fine, hit enter
max SendQ length? hit enter
buffer pools? hit enter
file descriptors? hit enter
more parameters? hit enter

Type make to complete the compile process

Code:

make

Copy the example configuration file:

Code:

cp doc/example.conf unrealircd.conf

Set your IRCD info:

Code:

me
{
name "irc.yourdomain.com";
info "your IRC network name";
numeric 1;
};

Show users you're the admin

Code:

admin {
"Your Name";
"Your Nickname";
"your@email.addr";
};

Add an O:Line for yourself
You can edit the one already there
O:Lines define the IRCops

Code:

oper YourNickHere {
class clients;
from {
userhost *@*;
};
password "YourPassHere";
flags
{
netadmin;
can_zline;
can_gzline;
can_gkline;
g lobal;
};
};

Add a C/N Line for IRC Services
Don't edit the link block already there.
C/N Lines allow other IRCDs or IRC Services to link with you

Code:

link services.yourdomain.com
{
username *;
hostname 127.0.0.1;
bind-ip *;
port 7029;
hub *;
password-connect "services";
password-receive "services";
class servers;
options {
};
};

Comment this out with /* */

Code:

/*
link hub.mynet.com
[..etc..]
options {
/* Note: You should not use autoconnect when linking services */
autoconnect;
ssl;
zip;
};
};
*/

Add the U:Line for the IRC Services
You can edit the ulines block already there

Code:

ulines {
services.yourdomain.com;
stats.yourdomain.com;
};

Comment this out with /* */

Code:

/*
tld {
mask *@*.fr;
motd "ircd.motd.fr";
rules "ircd.rules.fr";
};
*/

Network configuration is the most important part
You can use the block already there

Code:

* Network configuration */
set {
network-name "YourNetworkNameHere";
default-server "irc.yourdomain.com";
services-server "services.yourdomain.com";
stats-server "stats.yourdomain.com";
help-channel "#help";
hiddenhost-prefix "hidden";
/* prefix-quit "no"; */
/* Cloak keys should be the same at all servers on the network.
/* [..etc..]
*/
cloak-keys {
"aoAr1HnR6gl3sJ7hVz4Zb7x4YwpW";
"90jioIOjhiUIOH877h87UGU898hgF";
"IOjiojiio8990UHUHij89KJBBKU898";
};
/* on-oper host */
hosts {
local "locop.yourdomain.com";
global "ircop.yourdomain.com";
coadmin "coadmin.yourdomain.com";
admin "admin.yourdomain.com";
servicesadmin "csops.yourdomain.com";
netadmin "netadmin.yourdomain.com";
host-on-oper-up "no";
};
};

Server configuration
You can edit the block already there

Code:

/* Server specific configuration */

set {
kline-address "VALID.mail@address.here";
auto-join "#lobby";
modes-on-connect "+ixw";
modes-on-oper "+xwgs";
oper-auto-join "#opers";
dns {
nameserver Your.DNS.IP.Here;
timeout 2s;
retries 2;
};

Your Server is now Ready. Start Server by Typing:

Code:

./unreal start

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Subject :The Bathtub Test.. Jul 21, 2010 06:29:41 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug of bathtub.
Do you want a bed near the window? "

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Subject :The Success of Marriage.. Jul 21, 2010 04:15:26 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : The Success of Marriage

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "Happy Going Marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said
"This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said
"This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her THIRD time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after."

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Subject :Newton's Laws of Romance.. Jul 21, 2010 03:59:17 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : Newton's Laws of Romance

Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can be transfered from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."

First law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (Brother or Father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."

Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap."

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Subject :What does girls thinks about their Mother.. Jul 19, 2010 06:38:37 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : What does girls thinks about their Mother

At Age 4 - My Mum my can do anything!
At Age 8 - My Mum knows a lot! A whole lot!
At Age 12 - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
At Age 14 - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
At Age 16 - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
At Age 18 - That old woman? She's way out of date!
At Age 25 - Well, she might know a little bit about it.
At Age 35 - Before we decide, let's get Mum 's opinion.
At Age 45 - Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?
At Age 65 - Wish I could talk it over with Mum . . .

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Subject :New Age Daughter in law.. Jul 19, 2010 09:52:20 am

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : New Age Daughter in law

Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....
They don't come to change the family!!!

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the Father-in-law.

"What I mean dad is...

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!"

"And what are you here for?" Enquired the Mother-in-law.

"I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"

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Subject :Lovely Thoughts About Life.. Jul 19, 2010 09:42:58 am

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Forum : Arts, Cultures, Literature, Poems & Stories
Topic : Lovely Thoughts About Life

A short walk is so difficult,
when no one walks with you.
But a long journey is just like few steps
when you walk with someone
who loves and cares for you.

We always look and care for the person
whom we love the most.
But we fail to look back at those
who love us the most.

Death is not the greatest loss in life..
The greatest loss is when
relationships die inside us while
we are still alive...

Life is not about the people
who act true on your face..
Its about the people who
remain true behind your back..

Time decides whom you meet in life…
Your heart decides whom you want in life..
but your behavious decides
who will stay in your life...

You can win life by all means..
Yes..
If you simply avoid two things...
1. Comparing - with others
2. Expecting - from other
Life will be more beautiful!!

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Subject :Love Letter By An Accountant.. Jul 18, 2010 02:54:57 pm

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Forum : Arts, Cultures, Literature, Poems & Stories
Topic : Love Letter By An Accountant

In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partner, you write the Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already indicated,
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on,
Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.

Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.

And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?

But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
And the Auditor will certify like this,
"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS".

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Subject :Relation Between Two Eyes.. Jul 18, 2010 01:20:11 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : Relation Between Two Eyes

The Relation Between Two Eyes,

They never see each other,
BUT
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together,
They sleep together,
They share a very deep bonded relationship,

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:
Woman can break any kind of relationship! !!

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Subject :7 Golden Rules.. Jul 17, 2010 05:27:06 pm

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Forum : Lifestyle, Fitness, Fashion & Beauty Tips
Topic : 7 Golden Rules

Don't let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in their life.
Relationships work best when they are balanced.
Never explain yourself to anyone.
Because the person who likes you doesn't need it, and the person who dislikes you won't believe it.
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.
When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices.
Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Choice is yours.
We make them cry who care for us.
We cry for those who never care for us.
And we care for those who will never cry for us.
This is the truth of life, it's strange but true.
Once you realize this, it's never too late to change.
Don't make promise when you are in joy.
Don't reply when you are sad. Don't take decision when you are angry.
Think twice, act twice.
Time is like river. You can't touch the same water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.

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Subject :Survey on LIPSTICK.. Jul 17, 2010 05:22:32 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : Survey on LIPSTICK

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.

5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.
25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removeing the Make Up.
15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.
10% is Dumpped in the Garbage as Unused.
5% of the Lipstick is found in the Womens Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences.
And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Gaurantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach.

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Subject :It Feels Nice When Someone Misses You.. Jul 17, 2010 05:21:09 pm

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Forum : Arts, Cultures, Literature, Poems & Stories
Topic : It Feels Nice When Someone Misses You

It feels nice when someone misses u
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone is with u.
But it feels the best when
someone never 4gets you...

Being yours is my basic necessity,
Missing you is my habit.
But forgetting you is like taking
my life out of me.

I was living an aimless life before..
But as you entered in my life
My life got a meaning
A reason to live..
U make me realize that
You cannot fall in love
You can just rise in love.

Take my eyes but let me see you.
Take my mind but let me think about you.
But if you want to take my heart..
Its already with you.

When you love someone,
its like reaching for a star..
You know you cant reach
it, but u keep trying
Coz may be one day that star
just might fall for you.

Your smile is a beautiful as dew
Nothing is beautiful than it
Your love is as warm as fireplace

Nothing warmer than that
I just want to say I love you..
Till my life apart..

Your the reason of my breath
Your my creation my world..
Life can never be complete without
your love.

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Subject :The Positive Side of Life.. Jul 17, 2010 05:18:21 pm

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Forum : Lifestyle, Fitness, Fashion & Beauty Tips
Topic : The Positive Side of Life

Living on Earth is expensive,
But it does include a free trip
Around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
Depends on what side of the
Bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have,
The longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
Didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
Are often much jollier
Than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
With our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
To only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty,
Some are dull, some have weird names,
And all are different colors....but
They all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
Can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
Know that someone
Who thinks you're great
Has thought about you today!

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Subject :Absolute Beauty Tips.. Jul 17, 2010 05:09:43 pm

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Forum : Lifestyle, Fitness, Fashion & Beauty Tips
Topic : Absolute Beauty Tips

For attractive lips:
Speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes:
Seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure:
Share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair:
Let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise:
Walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.

Remember, If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
the passion that she shows,
And the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows.

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Subject :Father of a Nation in Heaven.. Jul 14, 2010 05:36:22 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : Father of a Nation in Heaven

In Heaven

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.
He replied, "I had three!"
God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted.
God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.
When he replied that he had 10 children
God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, the Ford.

The next is Jawaharlal.
He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything
Gandhiji replied with anger,
"Some idiot told God that I was the Father of a Nation!"

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Subject :What an Understanding!!!.. Jul 12, 2010 05:41:53 pm

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Forum : Burlesque - Fun and Jokes
Topic : What an Understanding!!!

A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said.
"Something that accelerates from 0 to 80 in 4 seconds.......
And I would prefer a blue one"

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought

......

.......

A Blue Colored Weighing Machine

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Subject :Re:World Cup Football 2010 Results.. Jul 12, 2010 05:22:57 pm

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Forum : Sports
Topic : World Cup Football 2010 Results

Winners:

1st place - Spain.
2nd place - Netherlands.
3rd place - Germany.

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Subject :Re:World Cup Football 2010 Results.. Jul 12, 2010 05:22:08 pm

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Forum : Sports
Topic : World Cup Football 2010 Results

Final:

Netherlands 0 - 1

Spain.

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Subject :Re:World Cup Football 2010 Results.. Jul 12, 2010 05:20:21 pm

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Forum : Sports
Topic : World Cup Football 2010 Results

Match for Third Place:

Uruguay 2 - 3 Germany.

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Subject :Few Numerological Facts About World Cup.. Jul 07, 2010 03:55:01 pm

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Forum : Sports
Topic : Few Numerological Facts About World Cup

This world cup is already determined by the numbers!!!

Brazil won the World Cup in 1994; before that they also won in 1970.
Adding 1970 + 1994 = 3964
Argentina won its last World Cup in 1986; before that they also won in 1978.
Adding 1978 + 1986 = 3964
Germany won its last World Cup in 1990; before that they also won in 1974.
Adding 1974 + 1990 = 3964
Brazil also won the World Cup in 2002; before that they also won in 1962.
Adding 1962 + 2002 = 3964

Therefore if you want to know what nation is going to win the World Cup in 2010.
You only have to subtract 2010 from the magic number that we have determined: 3964.

So, 3964 - 2010 = 1954

In 1954 the World Cup was won by Germany!!!

Probably not scientific, but pretty interesting.

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